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Fiona Apple

Fiona Apple, who was in Texas for some shows this week but got arrested for possession of hash and had to postpone Thursday's (9/20) ACL Live show, did end up making it to her Houston show on Friday (9/21). On stage at that show, she spoke about the arrest (via Pitchfork):

"Now, most of the people were very nice to me. There are four of you out there, and I want you to know that I heard everything you did. I wrote it all down with your names and everything you did and said stupidly thinking that I couldn't hear or see you. I then ripped the paper up, but not before I encoded it and-- I got two lock boxes. We'll call them "holding cell one" and "holding cell two". In "holding cell one" is the encoded version of the shit that you did that I know was inappropriate and probably illegal. In "holding cell two" is the decoder. I'm the only one who holds the key, and you and I will be intimate forever because I will hold that secret forever. Unless of course the celebrity that you had so much interest in but you wanted to accuse me of bringing up while you laughed at me all night? Unless you're interested in being a celebrity, I'll make you fucking famous any time you ask and I'll open those boxes. So why don't you stay in your fucking holding cell?"

I'm not exactly sure what she said either! Watch and listen to her say it though, below...


Fiona Apple discussing her arrest in Houston